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(scratches)
CHORUS:
Hi! My name is (what?)...my
name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
(2x)
Ahem...excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class for one second...
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
(yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (uh
huh!)
Wanna copy me and
do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (huh?)
My brain's dead weight,
I'm tryin' to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
Dr. Dre
said: "Slim Shady you a basehead..."
Uh-uhhh! "Then why's ya face red, man you wasted..."
Well since age 12 I've felt
like I'm someone else
Cuz I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's
tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris
Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass
and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl
dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off
CHORUS
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior
high
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35
I smacked him in his face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (O!)
Walked in a strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender
and stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...)
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians
In a space ship while
they're screamin' at me: "LET'S JUST BE
FRIENDS!"
99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more
dope than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her
(Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
To try to touch your hands like some screamin'
Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy in White Castle asked for my autograph
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the
support, ASSHOLE!
CHORUS
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre don't just stand
there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried
alive
Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide,
I just drank a fifth of vodka...dare me to drive? (Go 'head.)
All
my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, my palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the Incredible
Hulk
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere.)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would
throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS!
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put
a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin' mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see
my dad? (Yeah.)
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
CHORUS to fade out
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